how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
