google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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