I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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