All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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