He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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