is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just had sex on a roof
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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