she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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