kristin has been a bad kristin
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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