i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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