i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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