problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
