I'm really into asian looking animals
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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