she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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