That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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