I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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