We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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