People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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