You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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