So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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