i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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