This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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