i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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