i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I need to sanitize my soul.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
please don't ironically join a cult
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