Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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