I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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