i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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