Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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