Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
