My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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