I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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