Soap is not a condiment
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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