He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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