sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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