I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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