O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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