At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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