If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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