"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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