Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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