so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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