It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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