Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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