I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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