Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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