just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
