just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I would ride that face into the sunset
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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