He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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