is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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