Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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