chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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